If you are thinking of getting your kit off at G-A-Y Porn Idol this Thursday (30 Mar) for Ivy Winters, then you’ll be interested in what ex-professional stripper Jay Arthur has to say. Here are his top tips for entering G-A-Y Porn Idol.
Take your time
Find out how long you’ve got and use those minutes to build your act. Too long and it can become boring; too quick and it’s like a premature ejaculation. Which leads to…
Remember the ‘tease’ in striptease
We all get to see naked guys in showers and changing rooms, so it’s not just the nudity that works in a strip show, it’s the tease, which is like a cat-and-mouse game between you and the audience. Touch yourself, look at them, ask if they want see more, maybe with a gesture. Flash a little flesh, make them want more. Remember, once it’s out, it’s out. It’s like in horror films where they don’t let you get a good look of the monster, which makes it scarier. The same rule applies here, though you’re not going for scary…
Build a character
It doesn’t really matter what your character is, but you need to stand out from the crowd. Maybe you’re the shy student type. Maybe you’re the cocky jock. Maybe you’re the comedy turn with the big cock or the girl with the tattoos in surprising places. Whatever you go for, try and add something to what you’re wearing. Dress the part.
Work the judges
The judges at G-A-Y Porn Idol are going to be looking at the reaction of the crowd, so you do have to be a crowd pleaser, but one way to please that crowd is to interact with the judges: tease them, be funny with them, make them squirm. That way they’ll not only remember you but will remember the crowd’s reaction to your tits swinging in the drag queen’s face or your pants landing on Jeremy’s shoulder.
Give plenty of eye contact
A stripper is much hotter if he seems to be looking directly at people rather than locked in his own bubble. Choose people in the crowd that are enjoying you the most, anyone who makes you feel better about what you’re doing. This might be your friends but, if you think they’re going to put you off or make you feel self-conscious, it’s NOT your friends. Your best bet is random people, whether you find them attractive or not, but who are definitely making you feel good about your teasing.
And finally…
Don’t worry about your cock: it’s not about size or girth, it’s about the whole package. If you seem to be having fun, have a character and are connecting with the audience in ways they’re enjoying, that means so much more than a big swinging dick. Enjoy yourself and they will enjoy you. Good luck!
Coming up
at G-A-Y
Porn Idol
Ivy Winters Thursday 30 March
Carmen Carrera Thursday 6 April
Easter £1,000 Challenge Thursday 13 April
Raja Thursday 20 April
Entry is £1 with a wristband from the G-A-Y Bar.
If you want to strip at G-A-Y Porn Idol send a message to 07789 553 868 or email [email protected].
G-A-Y Porn Idol is at Heaven, Under the Arches, off Villiers Street, London, WC2N 6NG.
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